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So much more than a companion
Stay for a while

Alex. Check my about me section for more info on the lady behind the blog!

Want my attention? I track "gryffindors-time-lady" and "alex look at the thing"

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pit-brony:

acidrainin:

fuzzykitty01:

agrabahprincess:

"Made ya look!"

I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.

Got me everytime!]

Everyone needs this on their blog

❝ It is unfair to ask a woman to leave aside her personal experience and discuss feminist issues in the abstract. You are discussing the stuff of her life. Asking her to “not make it personal” is to ask her to wrench her womanhood from her personhood. Don’t play Devil’s advocate. Seriously. Just don’t. ❞

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Shakesville: I Am Not a Political Football (via veruca-assault)

Further Thoughts on a Middle Aged Man’s Ingestion of Popular Culture

fishingboatproceeds:

So I’ve been seeing a lot of tumblr posts involving anacondas and puns and various wants lately.

And I figured that Sir Mix a Lot’s “Baby Got Back” had experienced some kind of 21st century renaissance among all of tumblr.

But then it turns out I guess that Nicki Minaj is involved? 

Basically, I learn about new popular music via punny GIFs.

The donation links. Please reblog me. I’m out of options.

marchingduck:

http://www.gofundme.com/breesmedicalfund

PayPal - marchingduck@gmail.com

$1200 is needed to pull me from my hole and help me save my apt, car, and get my ass to the doctor.

That’s a lot of money.

Even $10 is something.

I can’t find words for how dire this situation is. I’ve begged for help, but have gone largely ignored.

Even a reblog helps. Those of you with a lot of followers, I desperately need you.

I am very fragile right now…and I’m about to break.

doloresjaneumbridge:

this is my favourite thing ever oh my god x

misfitreindeer:

you-couldnt-hate-enough-to-love:

viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

Do white people actually do this?

yes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

forsmithsandgiggles:

lewdmangabey:

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

kennakittymeow:

gatobekittenmerightmeow:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

WALNUUUUT

Yeah, you fucking walnut.

lucasbieneke:

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

Beyoncé didn’t show up to this guy’s dental appointment, and he’s really upset with her.

Cody, 17, was on his way home having had his wisdom teeth removed when his mum kindly reminded him that his idol had left him in the lurch.

Drugged up on Valium, the teenager could hardly contain his grief as the realization set in.

‘She told me she’d be here,’ he whined. ‘She lied to me. She lied to me, Mummy.’

[x]

drowsyfantasy:

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.

If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.

if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.

If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life. 

You raped someone. 

You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law. 

marchingduck:

marchingduck:

This is my little home.
I don’t live in the best neighborhood. My complex itself it from the 1950’s and it has its issues….
But it’s my home.

Wednesday if I cannot come up with AT LEAST $600 I will lose my home.

I have no where to go.

Thanks to medical bills, college loans I cannot defer yet, and debt from years ago (long story involving abuse) I am very far behind on a lot of things. I’m trying my best to catch up…but I just don’t make enough money.

I know people don’t have money either. But even reblogging helps.

I’m completely lost and scared. Wednesday is 3 days from now and I’ve exhausted any resources to try to help get funds. So I’m turning to you all pleading for help.

Please.
I have no where to go.

http://www.gofundme.com/breesmedicalfund
PayPal - marchingduck@gmail.com

Even a reblog gives me a fighting chance.

I’ve only had 1 donation. I hugely appreciate that…but I need a massive amount of help.

Please, reblog. If you can donate…thank you. I need so much help. It’s really bad this time. Every dollar helps.

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